Brainwashed

I don't how they did it, but those brainwashers at MTV got ahold of my email address. This must be stopped. It's bad enough hearing people talk about Jersey Shore and Teen Babies or whatever that show is called. "Living with Children with Children"?? Maybe I can reply to them with the dumb stuff that happens to me and they can in turn pay me. "Dear MTV I was talking to a 17 year old today at the laundromat.  It's the laundromat next door to where I get fake tans. I took a cab there. She had a child with her and was wondering where she could buy a new hello kitty backpack for her junior yr of high school. I told her I didn't know much about school. When I got home my friend "The Condition" was drunk off of vodka and protein and pretending to be a DJ. Turns out he did the same thing today. As a matter of fact, we did that the previous day too." Now where's my money? That was damn entertaining.

Now anyone who read that do your brain a favor and go to Forbes.com and read why Warren Buffet is not a socialist. It will do the world more good than watching MTV.