Ok anyone who knows me knows I hate politics. But there is one special post/ argument I see all the time I just have to comment about. You know the one I'm talking about. The sarcastic, yet pompous. "Thanks (insert current president) for making our (insert gas,tax,tuition,health insurance) prices increase" Which ultimately leads to the next best argument. "Don't blame it on (current president) blame it on those bastard (Democrats or Republicans) during (previous president)'s reign of terror.
Alright let me stop you right there. You've now entered into a debate about who can remember the most presidents and their political affiliations. "Well Democrat Bill started all this" "No way man it was totally that republican Bush Sr. and don't get me started on His friend Tricky Dick" "Whatever, if it hadn't been for that donkey, Kennedy we wouldn't be paying this much for gas"
Just stop people. No one is going to change their political affiliations because you barely know the history of the POTUS. Besides, can you even name the last president that wasn't a democrat or a republican?
Blame Millard Fillmore and his band of Whigs!
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Thursday, August 25, 2011
Brainwashed
I don't how they did it, but those brainwashers at MTV got ahold of my email address. This must be stopped. It's bad enough hearing people talk about Jersey Shore and Teen Babies or whatever that show is called. "Living with Children with Children"?? Maybe I can reply to them with the dumb stuff that happens to me and they can in turn pay me. "Dear MTV I was talking to a 17 year old today at the laundromat. It's the laundromat next door to where I get fake tans. I took a cab there. She had a child with her and was wondering where she could buy a new hello kitty backpack for her junior yr of high school. I told her I didn't know much about school. When I got home my friend "The Condition" was drunk off of vodka and protein and pretending to be a DJ. Turns out he did the same thing today. As a matter of fact, we did that the previous day too." Now where's my money? That was damn entertaining.
Now anyone who read that do your brain a favor and go to Forbes.com and read why Warren Buffet is not a socialist. It will do the world more good than watching MTV.
Now anyone who read that do your brain a favor and go to Forbes.com and read why Warren Buffet is not a socialist. It will do the world more good than watching MTV.
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Karaoke
I just can't get in to karaoke. I mean I get the singing appeal for people who like to sing. There just isn't crowd appeal. It's a whole night of bad music...
- Jonesie
- Jonesie
Sunday, May 30, 2010
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